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042期:生活幽默: 谁的长二寸

发表于：2025-04-15 00:30:01

042期生活幽默：谁的长二寸

某人张三,因要出门办事,又恐家妻不贤,遂写一封条:张三封.贴于妻私处,放心远行.岂料妻小解,将封条冲开,只剩半边:长二寸!张三不日归,察看封条,大惊,持刀逼问:谁的长二寸?